Perhaps it’s coinciding factors, maybe it’s an underground conspiracy, or it could be a group of jackasses messing with my mind. I don’t know, but a lot of people who go and see “Pirates of the Caribbean” and then hang out with me say I look like Orlando Bloom. In the movie, Bloom has a weak-ass goatee, and I’m in the process of growing a weak-ass goatee. Personally, I’ve looked at several hundred pictures of Bloom (for research purposes only), and I don’t see it. I did run across one picture that is freaky close, though. Unfortunately, he looks like he is drugged up. So, the moral of the story – people who looked drugged up and have weak-ass goatees can look like Orlando Bloom.