Haiku for You, Steve 19 comments Chimps Entries Jul 31 2003 Untitled Haiku #2 As I brushed my teeth, I thought of Steven’s toothbrush Now in the toilet. Nikki Somebody watches Seinfield! greg you know i’ve only seen two seinfeld episodes in my life – the soup nazi and the one where kramer swims in the river! my parents wouldn’t let me watch that show because it was naughty. cindy poo jokes and beer dreams common objects to weapons it must be wednesday greg cindy that was a great haiku. last night’s John Donne poetry study almost inspired me to start writing a haiku a day. almost jeremy tears in these red eyes laughing at stupid haikus haikus are funny Nikki I wonder how many people are reading these, then counting the syllables, just to make sure. Like, if there aren’t the right amount of syllables, what are we really gonna do? I actually just watched the Seinfield the other day where he drops his girlfriend’s toothbrush in the toilet, then doesn’t get the chance to tell her until the next day after she brushes her teeth with it. What I always wondered was, why didn’t he just throw it away? That’s what any normal man would have done. Guess it just wasn’t in the script. Brad I would’ve slipped it into Greg’s bathroom…somehow. cindy counting and counting haiku cops are onto me this is all greg’s fault fae HAHAHA I think a little pee came out. Steve shannon is angry feminist concern runs wild greg do your laundry shannon is my hero respect to end shame whole beauty held in esteem feminists get girls CrazyCanadian fae, I adore thee you make my heart shudder lots great sex we shall have! greg girls make the babies. shannon where did you get shoes? cindy will beat me. cindy whacks greg cindy doesn’t have to beat, cajole or coerce you. you’ve managed to condemn yourself to a life of celibacy all on your own. i am sure you and your keyboard will be very happy together. greg it’s an ergonomic keyboard. we are VERY happy together. Steve mmm…robotic breasts shannon cindy you rock! the shan wanting a fine man chris you need to clone yourself greg will be our maid cindy SHANNON! It’s all about you, babe! (and there can never be too many of Chris in the world. bring on the clones!) Comments are closed.