So one time, when I was 12, I was playing in the backyard with my younger cousin in my uncle’s plumbing supplies. I picked up a large hose, put it to my nose, and declared, “I’m an elephant, look at my trunk.” I swung my head around, stomped my feet, and made trumpet-esque jungle noises.
“Dude, that’s an old RV sewage hose,” my cousin said.
“Yeah, I know,” I replied, dropping the hose to the ground. “Hey, I’m gonna go inside real quick. I’ll be right back.”