It is so sad that there are so many dumb people able to survive. For instance, I’m sure most of you are familiar with the word prose, as it is also my last name. That’s right, Brad Prose.
Today I went to Safeway with one goal in mind: I must buy Ding Dongs. Here’s my conversation at the register:
Cashier: Will that be all for you?
sliding credit card
Cashier: That’ll be $17.46 Mr. Peerose
My conscious: WTF! How can you mispronounce Prose?
Cashier: Do you need help with your bags Mr. Peerose?
My conscious: Have you even taken an English class?
Me: No thanks
Grocery Bagger: Have a good day Mr. Pinrose
My conscious: AAAAUGHH! ooooo, I saved $3.87.
You’ll be happy to know I completely forgot to buy Ding Dongs.