Welcome to the first Chimpsahoy.com “Point – Counterpoint” Argument.
Peanuts has suckered too many people in. Seriously, the comic is so crappy, but everyone’s like, “It’s an American treasure”, and we like it because we are dumb nostalgic commercial fools who sell out to “cute” crap. You are the people that keep bands like Hanson, Nsync, and Backstreet Boys going because they are “cute.” If I see C. Brown miss a football or Lucy sell her advice for a nickel one more time, I’m not slowing down next time I see Woodstock flying at the windshield of my Mazda… big yellow feathers exploding and bird carcass rolling off my window in a massive fireworks display of pleasure. I will keep his beak on my key chain. Jump on the “Cathy”, “Fred Basset” and 98 Degrees train you suckers, but I’m not taking it anymore.
/End Counterpoint and Rant and Excuse My Sarcasm.