Unethical Work Ethic
*beep* *beep* *wham* *snooze*
8:27 – goodbye nine-day weekend.
Shower. Denorex in left eye not good.
It’s office time! Put those pants on.
Remember the good ol’ days???
Waking up at 10, getting dressed at 4. Forget that.
I am an oaf in street clothing.
Drive to work, stare at something.
Look busy! Someone still signs my check – it’s ok.
Diet Dr. Pepper in my veins,
The hum of office work everywhere but in my
cubicle. I bent a paper clip and got paid.
I need a new job, this one is tiring me out.
One with free lunches, nap time, and clothing optional days.
Mom, I’m moving back home.