Imagine my surprise when I realized all of my roomates have celebrity counterparts:
-Ryan is the spittin’ image of video game star Max Payne! Try not to confuse him for the gun blazing shoot-em-up cop!
-Dave is Patrick Fugit’s twin! Maybe you thought you saw him in Almost Famous?
-Sonath looks just like the mailman!
And with my resemblance to Orlando Bloom, we could start a tour of no-talent pop culture phenom look-a-likes!