Artistic License 18 comments Public Embarrassment Sep 15 2003 An “artist’s” representation of what happened when Steve tried to backwash the pool today. Left out of the representation: -muddy pants -projected insect carcasses and desiccated leaves -the broken spirit of an inept man Ryan Sorry about that Steve. If this were a fair world, that would’ve happened to Greg as retribution for the infamous “disease water all over Ryan’s shorts” incident. On the bright side, at least the pump is working again, right? greg HEY I DIDN’T GET THAT FISH JUICE ON YOU IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT YOU CLUMSY OLD MAN! shannon ryan, i’m only sorry i wasnt there to witness and be the proof that greg was the culprit in your misfortunate “accident.” on the other hand, i’m glad i didnt see it cos i know my life would be in serious danger. greg btw, that picture is awesome Ryan Yeah, that picture is definitely awesome. And I’m glad you believe me Shannon, but I do have a witness: Steve. Steve Ryan is a lying little scamp. Mystery Man I spilled the fish tank juice on ryan. Nick What a horrible misfortune. I can’t imagine what was in that water. I was scared for Sonath’s life the other night when I saw him standing in that water. I thought I saw some lillypads in the water, but I guess they were just floating leaves. Scary stuff! If I were you I would stay out of that water. mean man I wish the same things would have happened to you except I wish it were a septic tank that you were cleaning. Thomas Leung DEAR SIR, MAYBE WE DISTRUB YOUR TIME.BUT WE JUST WANT INTRODUCE OURSELF TO YOU AFTER VISTING YOUR COMPANY WEB SITE IN RECENTLY. FROM YOUR WEB SITE TO KNOW YOU ARE CHEESE MANUFACTURER IN YOUR COUNTRY. IN FACT, WE ARE ALSO A MANUFACTURER IN CHINA BUT NOT CHEESE. WE ARE HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS MANUFACTURER IN CHINA OVER 7 YEARS. WE THINK WE HAVE SOME PRODUCTS MAYBE SUITABLE FOR YOUR CHEESE PROMOTION FOR EXAMPLE OUR WOODEN HANDLE CHEESE KNIVES, PLASTIC HANDLE CHEESE KNIVES.WE CAN PRINT YOUR COMPANT LOGO ON THE HANDLE AND THEN WHEN YOUR CUSTOMERS USE THIS CHEESE KNIFE TO CUT THE CHEESE,THEY ALWAYS SEE YOUR COMANY NAME AND CAN REACH PROMOTION FUCTION. OUR MAIN FACTORY IN CHINA AND HAS SALES OFFICE IN CHINA.OF COURSE WE HAVE ANOTHER SALES OFFICE IN BELGIUM FOR OFFER DIRECT SERVICE TO CUSTOMERS IN EUROPE.THEY CAN BRING SAMPLES TO SHOW TO THE CUSTOMER FACE TO DISSCUSION. PLEASE VISIT OUR WEB SITE ADDRESS BELOW TO FIND THE CHEESE KNIVES: http://www.giftspromo.com IF YOU HAVE INTERST TO SEE SAMPLES, DONT HESITATE TO LET US KNOW AND THEN OUR STAFF IN BELGIUM OFFICE WILL BRING SAMPLES TO YOUR COMPANY TO HAVE DISCUSSION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME TO STUDY THIS EMAIL. BEST REGARDS THOMAS LEUNG YOYOTOM GIFTSPROMO FACTORY LTD. slipper girl JAMES! so rude! next time i throw water on your sorry, “i cant dance” arse, it WILL be septic. or i guess i could just toss you in the nasty pool…poor sonath… Brad Wtf is going on. Anyways, Steve, call me, you need to do guest strips for my comic. Now. Ryan Alright, who’s posting as Steve? greg Dear Thomas Leung, I want someone to see my company name when I cut the cheese. Please send me five of whatever you are selling. Regards, Greg Murdering Guy Dear Mr. Leung, I would like to market myself to law enforcement officials. I feel like your logo-branded knives would be the best way for me to reach my target group of crime scene investigators. Would it possible to get the phrase “Good luck solving this one, coppers!” on the handles rather than the blade because the blade will not be visible. Thanks for your help. Sincerely, Murdering Guy Kevin hey, lets not be trying yo mimic other sites which are QUALITY guys… http://www.tardblog.com/ Nick What the hell was that all about ? Cheese Knives, what does that have to do with anything? jeremy lol Comments are closed.